








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2431 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2277 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1913 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2217 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,588,466 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dra'nakyuek | 54% | 101 |
| #2 | tdriz | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | moke | 48% | 63 |
| #4 | tony bogues | 47% | 85 |
| #5 | i lizard king | 45% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubbled guts | 1062 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | Dra'nakyuek | 444 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | i lizard king | 416 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | moke | 292 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | doob | 287 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doob | +4.13 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Dra'nakyuek | +4.07 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | CARL | +1.14 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | I'm Really On Some Other Shit | +1.13 | 57 | 42 |
| #5 | i lizard king | +0.60 | 57 | 50 |





