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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3081 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1355 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3263 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 597 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,122,963 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Freedompals | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | ayrib huzi | 41% | 44 |
| #4 | assist man | 41% | 103 |
| #5 | Token | 41% | 27 |
| #6 | yami_pastel | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | assist man | 25 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Freedompals | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Token | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | ayrib huzi | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | yami_pastel | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Token | +5.89 | 74 | 37 |
| #2 | assist man | +1.63 | 35 | 57 |
| #3 | Freedompals | +0.50 | 63 | 41 |
| #4 | yami_pastel | -0.51 | 55 | 42 |
| #5 | ayrib huzi | -0.61 | 36 | 15 |





