








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 182 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 209 | 3% |
| Smokes | 3520 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1752 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2574 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,465 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tibinou (Dovidenia) | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | Starosta | #CASEHUG | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | Filkisss | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | Strepo | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | ✪ Pixel | 47% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Filkisss | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | Strepo | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | ✪ Pixel | 47% | 108 |
| #6 | Patuz neplaceme.sk | 45% | 94 |
| #7 | Dexo | 39% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Pixel | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Patuz neplaceme.sk | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Strepo | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Filkisss | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Dexo | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dexo | 94 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪ Pixel | 84 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Filkisss | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Strepo | 51 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tibinou (Dovidenia) | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tibinou (Dovidenia) | +3.76 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | Dexo | +2.90 | 45 | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ Pixel | +1.91 | 58 | 45 |
| #4 | Starosta | #CASEHUG | +0.21 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | ♣Patuldis♣ | -1.38 | 26 | 27 |





