








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 290 | 19% |
| Smokes | 267 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 350 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 625 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $521,154 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misteln | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | k1rr4 | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | nam op nai ti | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | scardi | 40% | 108 |
| #5 | hnagnut | 39% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hnagnut | 32 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | naodyuh | 22 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | k1rr4 | 20 | 0.0434 |
| #4 | sou | 11 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | valorantaim | 9 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hnagnut | 385 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | sou | 213 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | naodyuh | 182 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | scardi | 168 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | : .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.: | 132 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sou | +5.10 | 99 | 45 |
| #2 | nam op nai ti | +2.79 | 74 | 33 |
| #3 | scardi | +2.04 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | : .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.: | +0.57 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | k1rr4 | +0.04 | 54 | 17 |





