








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5079 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3749 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2479 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2922 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,757 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ka-nigga-n | 42% | 114 |
| #2 | K :3 | 42% | 31 |
| #3 | MW_KotletG4SKINS.COMKEY-DROP.PL | 37% | 41 |
| #4 | Young Żuba | 34% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ka-nigga-n | 42% | 114 |
| #2 | K :3 | 42% | 31 |
| #3 | MW_KotletG4SKINS.COMKEY-DROP.PL | 37% | 41 |
| #4 | Young Żuba | 34% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ka-nigga-n | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Young Żuba | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | K :3 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ka-nigga-n | 213 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | K :3 | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | MW_KotletG4SKINS.COMKEY-DROP.PL | 72 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Young Żuba | 69 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miłosz "Ge1v" Chujnik | +2.80 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | Ka-nigga-n | -1.25 | 51 | 51 |
| #3 | K :3 | -2.60 | 46 | 59 |
| #4 | MW_KotletG4SKINS.COMKEY-DROP.PL | -3.20 | 59 | 47 |
| #5 | Young Żuba | -3.64 | 43 | 29 |





