








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 338 | 20% |
| Smokes | 711 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 358 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,434 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miłosz "Ge1v" Chujnik | 34% | 65 |
| #2 | Ka-nigga-n | 30% | 56 |
| #3 | K :3 | 30% | 20 |
| #4 | MW_KotletG4SKINS.COMKEY-DROP.PL | 26% | 27 |
| #5 | Stępień | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miłosz "Ge1v" Chujnik | 34% | 65 |
| #2 | Ka-nigga-n | 30% | 56 |
| #3 | K :3 | 30% | 20 |
| #4 | MW_KotletG4SKINS.COMKEY-DROP.PL | 26% | 27 |
| #5 | Stępień | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ka-nigga-n | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | K :3 | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Miłosz "Ge1v" Chujnik | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miłosz "Ge1v" Chujnik | 469 | 0.34 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ka-nigga-n | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | K :3 | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | MW_KotletG4SKINS.COMKEY-DROP.PL | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Stępień | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miłosz "Ge1v" Chujnik | +4.42 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | Ka-nigga-n | -0.77 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | Stępień | -1.96 | 45 | 41 |
| #4 | K :3 | -2.01 | 49 | 60 |
| #5 | Young Żuba | -2.26 | 51 | 37 |





