








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2 | 12% |
| Smokes | 0 | 0% |
| HE Grenades | 14 | 82% |
| Molotovs | 1 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,800 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | person | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | CRSN | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | ๋ | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Adagio | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | S1mple do LIDL | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | person | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | CRSN | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | ๋ | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Adagio | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | S1mple do LIDL | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRSN | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRSN | 14 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #2 | ๋ | 13 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | Adagio | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | S1mple do LIDL | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | person | 4 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋ | +9.36 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | S1mple do LIDL | +0.41 | 90 | 29 |
| #3 | CRSN | -1.13 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | Adagio | -1.26 | 37 | 61 |
| #5 | rick grimes | -4.49 | 21 | 14 |





