








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3021 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2083 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1392 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1728 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,902 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JL | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | ♛⇥ALEX⇤♛ | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | c0mplex | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Al-Sakkarla | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | twistzz malo | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✪ Quartero97 | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | ⚠ Alvarinho ⚠ | 47% | 30 |
| #12 | gh0st | 46% | 28 |
| #13 | HERENOW | 44% | 16 |
| #14 | Congui | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dave~ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | mariio_sanmi | 3 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | V999dka #19 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | c0mplex | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | HERENOW | 2 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dave~ | 209 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | eeePiinH0! ◢◤ | 142 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | V999dka #19 | 127 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | gh0st | 103 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | c0mplex | 78 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERENOW | +2.74 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | JL | +2.19 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | ♛⇥ALEX⇤♛ | +1.81 | 92 | 74 |
| #4 | c0mplex | +1.22 | 49 | 78 |
| #5 | twistzz malo | +0.96 | 81 | 52 |





