








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 543 | 27% |
| Smokes | 686 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 402 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 407 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $360,654 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antanaizer | 43% | 14 |
| #2 | ๎ | 39% | 70 |
| #3 | Svarti Kötturinn | 36% | 36 |
| #4 | sigmabear23 | 30% | 23 |
| #5 | Ford Femboy | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Svarti Kötturinn | 36% | 36 |
| #4 | sigmabear23 | 30% | 23 |
| #5 | Ford Femboy | 25% | 16 |
| #6 | Ka1Zer | 22% | 18 |
| #7 | Mountain Monk | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svarti Kötturinn | 17 | 0.0249 |
| #2 | sigmabear23 | 13 | 0.0371 |
| #3 | ๎ | 6 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Ford Femboy | 2 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svarti Kötturinn | 120 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | ๎ | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ford Femboy | 45 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | sigmabear23 | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Antanaizer | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๎ | +3.11 | 64 | 33 |
| #2 | Antanaizer | +2.24 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | Svarti Kötturinn | +0.37 | 59 | 24 |
| #4 | sigmabear23 | +0.01 | 79 | 37 |
| #5 | Ka1Zer | -0.53 | 60 | 33 |





