








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 790 | 33% |
| Smokes | 529 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 447 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,056 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qumo<3 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | rvn | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | WAVEFORMZ | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | logan | 59% | 51 |
| #5 | Julius Malema | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | logan | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Qumo<3 | 3 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Julius Malema | 2 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | logan | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Qumo<3 | 57 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | WAVEFORMZ | 27 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Julius Malema | 19 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | rvn | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rvn | +3.59 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | WAVEFORMZ | +3.16 | 60 | 66 |
| #3 | Dommy | +2.30 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | logan | +1.62 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | Qumo<3 | +1.22 | 83 | 43 |





