








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1555 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10523 | 26% |
| Smokes | 12069 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8656 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9869 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,606,110 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | 56% | 258 |
| #2 | rvn | 52% | 496 |
| #3 | TWIZZZA -iwnl- | 50% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | 56% | 258 |
| #2 | rvn | 52% | 496 |
| #3 | TWIZZZA -iwnl- | 50% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rvn | 25 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | jason | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | TWIZZZA -iwnl- | 11 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWIZZZA -iwnl- | 1341 | 0.27 | 34 min |
| #2 | jason | 994 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | rvn | 805 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | +1.74 | 62 | 67 |
| #2 | WAVEFORMZ | +1.40 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | rvn | +1.04 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | TWIZZZA -iwnl- | -0.20 | 52 | 68 |





