








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1063 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2241 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4044 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5480 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6857 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,712,978 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ghost_ZA | 30% | 69 |
| #11 | ꧁乂✰𝒩𝑜𝒹𝒹𝓎✰ | 26% | 61 |
| #12 | Bankai !!! | 23% | 61 |
| #13 | Dragonflies | 23% | 62 |
| #14 | ♡ LEGEND ♡ | 18% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Flickzy | +3.78 | 60 | 53 |
| #2 | Goku | +2.09 | 49 | 38 |
| #3 | P@P@ SMURF | +1.45 | 32 | 55 |
| #4 | EMPRESS LOLLA | +1.19 | 40 | 29 |
| #5 | Ghost_ZA | -0.16 | 29 | 13 |





