








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1491 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2281 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1705 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1013 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $269,380 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eevee | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | Bailey | 60% | 108 |
| #3 | PuNkMaN | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | lil' Breezy | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | ImperialKoala | 53% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | PuNkMaN | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | lil' Breezy | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | ImperialKoala | 53% | 97 |
| #6 | STEEJAA | 51% | 128 |
| #7 | Dyslexo | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bailey | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ImperialKoala | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Dyslexo | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Eevee | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | lil' Breezy | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bailey | 357 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Dyslexo | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | lil' Breezy | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Eevee | 21 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | PuNkMaN | 21 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonnz0_ | +5.92 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | Bailey | +3.66 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | Eevee | -0.00 | 52 | 28 |
| #4 | PuNkMaN | -0.11 | 51 | 51 |
| #5 | Dyslexo | -1.21 | 34 | 42 |





