








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1875 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2235 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1923 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1515 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,328 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | https://kick.com/kuraki | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | [LGD] DonCorNoLio | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | say inshAllah and peek | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | Shisui Uchiwa | 47% | 129 |
| #5 | SkyGodLucky | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚃𝚑𝚊ï 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 201 | 0.43 | 6 min |
| #2 | Shisui Uchiwa | 180 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | say inshAllah and peek | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | https://kick.com/kuraki | 76 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | [LGD] DonCorNoLio | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |





