








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 868 | 27% |
| Smokes | 720 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 930 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 663 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $338,251 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro marko | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | BIG T | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | ariraisk9 | 46% | 46 |
| #4 | IAMJESUSINTHEWORLDOFTODAU | 38% | 81 |
| #5 | Edu | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ariraisk9 | 46% | 46 |
| #4 | IAMJESUSINTHEWORLDOFTODAU | 38% | 81 |
| #5 | Edu | 36% | 39 |
| #6 | 02 | 33% | 27 |
| #7 | ABDI | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ariraisk9 | 24 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | IAMJESUSINTHEWORLDOFTODAU | 19 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | Edu | 7 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | pro marko | 6 | 0.0198 |
| #5 | 02 | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ariraisk9 | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | 02 | 60 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | BIG T | 58 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Edu | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | pro marko | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 02 | +3.71 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Destroyer of disabled | +1.35 | 48 | 47 |
| #3 | BIG T | +0.47 | 55 | 55 |
| #4 | Edu | -0.00 | 52 | 31 |
| #5 | pro marko | -0.04 | 31 | 54 |





