








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 270 | 22% |
| Smokes | 259 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 464 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 217 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,013 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 02 | 38% | 60 |
| #2 | Destroyer of disabled | 38% | 81 |
| #3 | Edu | 34% | 90 |
| #4 | ariraisk9 | 34% | 64 |
| #5 | pro marko | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 02 | 38% | 60 |
| #2 | Destroyer of disabled | 38% | 81 |
| #3 | Edu | 34% | 90 |
| #4 | ariraisk9 | 34% | 64 |
| #5 | pro marko | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Destroyer of disabled | 33 | 0.0221 |
| #2 | ariraisk9 | 21 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | Edu | 19 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | pro marko | 15 | 0.0237 |
| #5 | 02 | 10 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ariraisk9 | 264 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Destroyer of disabled | 157 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | 02 | 138 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | pro marko | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Edu | 63 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 02 | +3.56 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Destroyer of disabled | +2.46 | 50 | 48 |
| #3 | pro marko | +0.98 | 38 | 49 |
| #4 | Edu | +0.73 | 50 | 31 |
| #5 | ariraisk9 | +0.13 | 52 | 59 |





