








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2611 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1195 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1239 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $463,737 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 858 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1317cjs | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | subway shark | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | [TnA]Pissgoblin | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Captain Insano | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | subway shark | 240 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | 1317cjs | 163 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Captain Insano | 103 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Soniti | 58 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | [TnA]Pissgoblin | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SigmaRizz | +3.25 | 72 | 36 |
| #2 | subway shark | +2.71 | 50 | 46 |
| #3 | Captain Insano | +0.86 | 76 | 44 |
| #4 | 1317cjs | +0.46 | 54 | 33 |
| #5 | [TnA]Pissgoblin | -0.28 | 32 | 35 |





