








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2476 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2792 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1629 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,266 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bimple | 71% | 38 |
| #2 | Robert Lox | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | p h u c k i l y | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | budda dog | 59% | 41 |
| #5 | Bhris | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BattleScarx | 481 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | CheF | 250 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | Robert Lox | 162 | 0.34 | 4 min |
| #4 | Cloudy.CS | 157 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bimple | 153 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bimple | +3.69 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | BattleScarx | +3.19 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Cloudy.CS | +2.65 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Giju | +2.50 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | Robert Lox | +1.97 | 76 | 64 |





