








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4606 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3769 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2380 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3090 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,577 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheF | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Bimple | 10 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | p h u c k i l y | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | hiii hi hi haiiiiiii ^_^ | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | BMO | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheF | 1045 | 0.29 | 24 min |
| #2 | p h u c k i l y | 305 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | BMO | 279 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bimple | 233 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | hiii hi hi haiiiiiii ^_^ | 147 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bimple | +3.14 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | p h u c k i l y | +2.00 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | BattleScarx | +1.85 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | CheF | +1.04 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | hiii hi hi haiiiiiii ^_^ | -0.46 | 72 | 59 |





