








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 138 | 26% |
| Smokes | 105 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 166 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 122 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,914 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eqze | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | CaptainCubasa | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | ⛧ƂØЯɏ5 XD | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Shou7yy | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | b0zke | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ⛧ƂØЯɏ5 XD | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Shou7yy | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | b0zke | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | CLYDΞ | 27% | 11 |
| #7 | GATRIS | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CLYDΞ | 6 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | b0zke | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | GATRIS | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0zke | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Shou7yy | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | CLYDΞ | 33 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Eqze | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | GATRIS | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GATRIS | +3.64 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | b0zke | +3.43 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Eqze | +2.14 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | Shou7yy | +1.08 | 90 | 57 |
| #5 | Bestia z Wadowic | -0.78 | 75 | 42 |





