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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 559 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1968 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1218 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1080 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,656 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoksiS | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | JANOOS | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | TrunkS | 49% | 130 |
| #4 | jjaannccoo | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | ✪nAIZzz | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoksiS | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | JANOOS | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | TrunkS | 49% | 130 |
| #4 | jjaannccoo | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | ✪nAIZzz | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrunkS | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | jjaannccoo | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ✪nAIZzz | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrunkS | 114 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | KoksiS | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪nAIZzz | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | jjaannccoo | 33 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | JANOOS | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANOOS | +2.96 | 69 | 83 |
| #2 | ✪nAIZzz | +1.32 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | KoksiS | +0.40 | 63 | 52 |
| #4 | TrunkS | +0.29 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | Son_Goten | +0.26 | 67 | 47 |





