








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1567 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1735 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2045 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1850 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,729 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANOOS | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | IMOJO | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | KoksiS | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | ✪nAIZzz | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | Son_Goten | 49% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | IMOJO | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | KoksiS | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | ✪nAIZzz | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | Son_Goten | 49% | 130 |
| #6 | jjaannccoo | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoksiS | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Son_Goten | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | ✪nAIZzz | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | jjaannccoo | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪nAIZzz | 125 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | KoksiS | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Son_Goten | 101 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | JANOOS | 99 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | jjaannccoo | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANOOS | +2.08 | 69 | 79 |
| #2 | ✪nAIZzz | +1.81 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | KoksiS | +0.79 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | IMOJO | +0.23 | 76 | 45 |
| #5 | Son_Goten | +0.14 | 66 | 45 |





