








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 764 | 43% |
| Smokes | 290 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 418 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 309 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,745 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broddinen:- | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Beshlik | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Oliwki | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broddinen:- | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Beshlik | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Oliwki | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oliwki | 3 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Broddinen:- | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Beshlik | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broddinen:- | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Oliwki | 41 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Beshlik | 30 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beshlik | +5.43 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | Broddinen:- | +1.89 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | Oliwki | +1.31 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | il professore | -2.95 | 39 | 47 |





