








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 983 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1096 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1045 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1022 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,360,725 of utility $289 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nytr0 | 53% | 118 |
| #2 | K1m3rn | 52% | 92 |
| #3 | Veeber | 51% | 148 |
| #4 | Slakan♕ | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | outin | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veeber | 525 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Nytr0 | 179 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | outin | 142 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | K1m3rn | 126 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Slakan♕ | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veeber | +4.23 | 76 | 77 |
| #2 | outin | +0.56 | 50 | 64 |
| #3 | Fl1xツ | +0.21 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | Slakan♕ | -0.56 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | K1m3rn | -1.17 | 49 | 49 |





