








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1829 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2329 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2828 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2493 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,807 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stan1y | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | miqooy | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | Slakan♕ | 55% | 131 |
| #4 | K1m3rn | 54% | 129 |
| #5 | Veeber | 53% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veeber | 1039 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | Slakan♕ | 266 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | K1m3rn | 155 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Nytr0 | 110 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | miqooy | 102 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veeber | +2.83 | 74 | 75 |
| #2 | miqooy | +2.10 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | outin | +0.98 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | Slakan♕ | -0.39 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | Fl1xツ | -0.43 | 65 | 45 |





