








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 563 | 27% |
| Smokes | 402 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 253 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $583,771 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lollja2banditcamp.com | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Booty Consumer | 53% | 120 |
| #3 | bedmorepro | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | raimond4003 | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | Atomic | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booty Consumer | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Hot Chip Eater | 9 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | raimond4003 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | lollja2banditcamp.com | 2 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | Atomic | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booty Consumer | 230 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hot Chip Eater | 81 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | raimond4003 | 61 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | lollja2banditcamp.com | 19 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Atomic | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booty Consumer | +3.69 | 58 | 54 |
| #2 | fih💔 | +0.70 | 54 | 40 |
| #3 | lollja2banditcamp.com | -1.39 | 43 | 30 |
| #4 | raimond4003 | -1.73 | 51 | 42 |
| #5 | bedmorepro | -2.64 | 41 | 31 |





