








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 337 | 23% |
| Smokes | 456 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 258 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 421 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,687 of utility $299 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProxxiJ | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Tamaleking | 52% | 62 |
| #3 | InfernalS4 | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Milfy | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Sir-Pickle | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProxxiJ | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Tamaleking | 52% | 62 |
| #3 | InfernalS4 | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Milfy | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Sir-Pickle | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProxxiJ | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Sir-Pickle | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | InfernalS4 | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProxxiJ | 63 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sir-Pickle | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tamaleking | 25 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | InfernalS4 | 19 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Milfy | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InfernalS4 | +3.53 | 59 | 36 |
| #2 | MarshBelloh | +3.18 | 60 | 45 |
| #3 | ProxxiJ | +0.24 | 67 | 50 |
| #4 | Tamaleking | -1.58 | 39 | 21 |
| #5 | Milfy | -3.47 | 25 | 18 |





