








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 987 | 24% |
| Smokes | 966 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 996 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1219 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,183 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˢqⁿᵉ | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | KriSUS | 75% | 59 |
| #3 | Dankkuli | 74% | 23 |
| #4 | DUKE | 71% | 41 |
| #5 | Lahamala | 71% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lahamala | 71% | 17 |
| #6 | Vege | 69% | 49 |
| #7 | mork | 67% | 15 |
| #8 | Viherjuoma | 66% | 32 |
| #9 | Tomi Karjukoski | 62% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vege | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | DUKE | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | KriSUS | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Tomi Karjukoski | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Dankkuli | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomi Karjukoski | 196 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Viherjuoma | 135 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | DUKE | 114 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vege | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | mork | 52 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mork | +3.03 | 67 | 76 |
| #2 | Viherjuoma | +2.25 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | DUKE | +2.21 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Tomi Karjukoski | +1.56 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | ˢqⁿᵉ | +1.33 | 85 | 59 |





