








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2161 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3561 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 2078 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 909 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,421 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapper :-P | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | XantosONLINE #OOM-500 | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | Lil'Jyden | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | ^^Q-TEAM^^ Crunchy | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | deddo | 47% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deddo | +3.97 | 73 | 49 |
| #2 | Cracky | +3.25 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | XantosONLINE #OOM-500 | +1.64 | 63 | 71 |
| #4 | Zero | +1.27 | 64 | 43 |
| #5 | Đent0n 🐲 | +0.77 | 51 | 60 |





