








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2681 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2390 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2304 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1856 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,449 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1088 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monster Energy Zero | 74% | 35 |
| #2 | CAsTrO | 72% | 29 |
| #3 | Haty | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | Cock_Shaker | 67% | 36 |
| #5 | Exy | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \Spiky Spike/ | 14 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | DraghuvicFire | 11 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Cock_Shaker | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Monster Energy Zero | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Exy | 4 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \Spiky Spike/ | 382 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Exy | 119 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | Monster Energy Zero | 72 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cock_Shaker | 67 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Miki_sz | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exy | +5.48 | 95 | 62 |
| #2 | \Spiky Spike/ | +3.34 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | Monster Energy Zero | +2.99 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | DraghuvicFire | +1.93 | 61 | 28 |
| #5 | CAsTrO | +1.92 | 62 | 61 |





