








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 871 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2696 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1109 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2064 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1789 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,253,210 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1968 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | LgM- | 43% | 40 |
| #11 | UwU | 40% | 20 |
| #12 | Ardzeik | 40% | 25 |
| #13 | maar4a | 40% | 63 |
| #14 | khodeinekhrazy | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ardzeik | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | maar4a | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | LgM- | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Oz1ris | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Armands | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Armands | 229 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | LgM- | 217 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Oz1ris | 176 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | BAARDA | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | maar4a | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LgM- | +3.51 | 72 | 77 |
| #2 | maar4a | +3.42 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | Armands | +3.17 | 59 | 47 |
| #4 | khodeinekhrazy | +2.99 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Multiaugļi | +2.66 | 54 | 45 |





