








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Wingman | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5091 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5891 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5052 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3306 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,092,321 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TE] Emppudi | 44% | 120 |
| #2 | xATTU | 42% | 146 |
| #3 | Juhe | 41% | 262 |
| #4 | LIMANE AHMED | 40% | 35 |
| #5 | RAJU LUURANGI | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xATTU | 355 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Juhe | 336 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | LIMANE AHMED | 134 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | [TE] Emppudi | 89 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | RAJU LUURANGI | 56 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xATTU | +5.03 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | jonaS | -0.10 | 54 | 56 |
| #3 | LIMANE AHMED | -0.86 | 39 | 69 |
| #4 | Juhe | -1.91 | 32 | 52 |
| #5 | [TE] Emppudi | -2.23 | 47 | 30 |





