








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3772 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2844 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2834 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,452 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kusti | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Villex20 | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | Dabustaja | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Juhe | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | Zow | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Zow | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | [TE] Emppudi | 43% | 40 |
| #7 | jonaS | 40% | 35 |
| #8 | xATTU | 31% | 16 |
| #9 | RAJU LUURANGI | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Villex20 | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | jonaS | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Zow | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Juhe | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | RAJU LUURANGI | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonaS | 152 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kusti | 120 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #3 | Zow | 74 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dabustaja | 72 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Juhe | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xATTU | +6.96 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Dabustaja | +5.26 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | Zow | +3.09 | 46 | 66 |
| #4 | LIMANE AHMED | +0.60 | 35 | 69 |
| #5 | Kusti | +0.35 | 34 | 65 |





