








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1893 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1383 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 165 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 1810 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,443 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil NIKo | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Paria | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | -SmOKeYy- | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Lazzar | 59% | 64 |
| #5 | (-1 ELO) Lok1s | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Paria | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | -SmOKeYy- | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Lazzar | 59% | 64 |
| #5 | (-1 ELO) Lok1s | 48% | 93 |
| #6 | discord.gg/pjs | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (-1 ELO) Lok1s | 18 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | discord.gg/pjs | 8 | 0.0207 |
| #3 | Lazzar | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | -SmOKeYy- | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | lil NIKo | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (-1 ELO) Lok1s | 303 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | discord.gg/pjs | 96 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lazzar | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Paria | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | -SmOKeYy- | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perspicace | +2.51 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | -SmOKeYy- | +2.28 | 70 | 58 |
| #3 | Lazzar | +1.05 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Paria | +0.83 | 59 | 43 |
| #5 | (-1 ELO) Lok1s | +0.47 | 75 | 49 |





