








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2038 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3662 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2448 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3861 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,955 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 739 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | iABORIGINAL | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | DRKSHADOW311 | 52% | 147 |
| #5 | paul | 50% | 82 |
| #6 | The Pentagon | 48% | 159 |
| #7 | Elmo | 48% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apollo | +4.33 | 65 | 63 |
| #2 | Cosmic | +2.52 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | Elmo | +0.07 | 45 | 42 |
| #4 | paul | -0.20 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | DRKSHADOW311 | -0.52 | 52 | 58 |





