








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1876 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2095 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1350 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1334 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,617 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sWiFT | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Cosmic | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | DtC | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | DRKSHADOW311 | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | bhs | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Strix | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | candlez | 43% | 37 |
| #11 | youzi | 40% | 10 |
| #12 | TheMidNightGamer | 40% | 43 |
| #13 | أفاستسقين Praise Allah | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bhs | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | TheMidNightGamer | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | candlez | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | DRKSHADOW311 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | paul | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bhs | 155 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | candlez | 125 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | أفاستسقين Praise Allah | 87 | 0.35 | 2 min |
| #4 | DtC | 72 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | DRKSHADOW311 | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | youzi | +3.17 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | apollo | +2.58 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | BIG-RAKAU | +1.22 | 34 | 57 |
| #4 | Cosmic | +1.02 | 78 | 45 |
| #5 | bhs | +0.49 | 70 | 60 |





