








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4 | 2% |
| Smokes | 4 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 122 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 112 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,516 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedders | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | xDEDANx | 42% | 50 |
| #3 | ★ Borgi [ƒĢĄĦ] | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedders | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | xDEDANx | 42% | 50 |
| #3 | ★ Borgi [ƒĢĄĦ] | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDEDANx | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDEDANx | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pedders | 10 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | ★ Borgi [ƒĢĄĦ] | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDEDANx | +6.62 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | Pedders | +1.91 | 42 | 70 |
| #3 | ★ Borgi [ƒĢĄĦ] | +1.11 | 54 | 78 |
| #4 | irisfthrfckr | -8.15 | 16 | 14 |





