








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2785 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3094 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3088 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,985 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dustybot4011 | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Mystery | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | scowL | 52% | 185 |
| #4 | Str1ke | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dustybot4011 | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Mystery | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | scowL | 52% | 185 |
| #4 | Str1ke | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mystery | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | dustybot4011 | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | scowL | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Str1ke | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mystery | 1134 | 0.27 | 35 min |
| #2 | scowL | 615 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | Str1ke | 96 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | dustybot4011 | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlatMessi | +3.11 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | scowL | +0.65 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | Mystery | -1.37 | 46 | 72 |
| #4 | Str1ke | -1.39 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | dustybot4011 | -3.25 | 46 | 22 |





