








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 457 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11659 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11203 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8300 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9632 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,505,198 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 915 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | FNATIC JW | 73% | 161 |
| #7 | deathco | 72% | 102 |
| #8 | TarqS | 68% | 120 |
| #9 | DJ SODA | 67% | 72 |
| #10 | kamily_ | 65% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotenburo | +3.43 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | ruexia | +2.75 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | remiii- | +2.28 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | yamasia | +2.05 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | deathco | +1.82 | 90 | 67 |





