








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1461 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1414 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1664 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $467,802 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silent | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Caleb | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | soup | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | JimmyChoos | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Laurachhe ♡ʷʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JimmyChoos | +4.09 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | silent | +3.80 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | Laurachhe ♡ʷʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳ | +0.06 | 56 | 22 |
| #4 | Shia LaPuff | -0.10 | 72 | 53 |
| #5 | soup | -1.38 | 57 | 59 |





