








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 186 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2314 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4651 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6598 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4155 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,116 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 877 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GARYMODE6K | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | Juhi | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | Pirinen Vellu | 50% | 250 |
| #4 | OXXED On Spotify | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | KenraaliAnkka | 48% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pirinen Vellu | 236 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jellers | 224 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | AKZU95 | 132 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | OXXED On Spotify | 130 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | KenraaliAnkka | 119 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roosaakarose | +2.32 | 37 | 59 |
| #2 | Jellers | +1.99 | 65 | 56 |
| #3 | Henkka | +1.27 | 75 | 33 |
| #4 | EuoH | +0.80 | 40 | 51 |
| #5 | Pirinen Vellu | -0.27 | 44 | 52 |





