








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 826 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10948 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7235 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7381 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4303 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,620,484 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domi | 61% | 83 |
| #2 | SUPERSTAR KAPE :D | 58% | 73 |
| #3 | princess baddie | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | Holi | 56% | 55 |
| #5 | gremlit | 51% | 558 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gremlit | 28 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | SUPERSTAR KAPE :D | 14 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | bery | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | princess baddie | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | Holi | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPERSTAR KAPE :D | +3.38 | 56 | 70 |
| #2 | bery | +1.78 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | RUFUS3K | +1.00 | 62 | 68 |
| #4 | princess baddie | +0.50 | 67 | 41 |
| #5 | Holi | -0.11 | 76 | 43 |





