








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 371 | 23% |
| Smokes | 559 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 288 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 418 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $235,137 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUFUS3K | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | bery | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Nuori Leomartti2kauris | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | gremlit | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | Jäykkis | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUFUS3K | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | bery | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Nuori Leomartti2kauris | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | gremlit | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | Jäykkis | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gremlit | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | RUFUS3K | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUFUS3K | 201 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | gremlit | 133 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | bery | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jäykkis | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nuori Leomartti2kauris | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bery | +0.84 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | Holi | -0.21 | 78 | 42 |
| #3 | gremlit | -0.38 | 56 | 53 |
| #4 | RUFUS3K | -0.47 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Jäykkis | -1.68 | 50 | 49 |





