








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 986 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 584 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3688 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6694 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8643 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4785 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,488,521 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Breath | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | Pantteri | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Jontka | 53% | 450 |
| #4 | Alex Moran | 52% | 230 |
| #5 | Kimmoviipale | 51% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kimmoviipale | 51% | 245 |
| #6 | ooka | 50% | 215 |
| #7 | BasiBurminen | 49% | 41 |
| #8 | oskuu10 | 49% | 197 |
| #9 | Takametsien Raikku | 47% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jontka | 95 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Kimmoviipale | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Alex Moran | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ooka | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | oskuu10 | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimmoviipale | 1372 | 0.27 | 48 min |
| #2 | Alex Moran | 875 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | ooka | 822 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #4 | oskuu10 | 749 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #5 | Jontka | 573 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pantteri | +2.26 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | BasiBurminen | +1.99 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Jontka | +1.43 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | Takametsien Raikku | +1.10 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | Just Breath | +0.86 | 54 | 74 |





