








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3579 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4038 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3207 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3290 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,338 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pantteri | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Jontka | 53% | 180 |
| #3 | Just Breath | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Kimmoviipale | 50% | 139 |
| #5 | AastaB | 50% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jontka | 16 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Kimmoviipale | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | AastaB | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | oskuu10 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Takametsien Raikku | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimmoviipale | 758 | 0.27 | 28 min |
| #2 | oskuu10 | 487 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | AastaB | 355 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | Alex Moran | 310 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jontka | 212 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pantteri | +2.68 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | BasiBurminen | +1.72 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | Jontka | +1.13 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | Just Breath | +1.12 | 48 | 72 |
| #5 | Takametsien Raikku | +0.52 | 66 | 72 |





