








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1084 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1422 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1364 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1449 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,896,869 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eräkoira | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | tuusa | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Tilted eyes Peter | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Vitun Sukka Paska | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | kaale | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilted eyes Peter | 419 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | eräkoira | 371 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Vitun Sukka Paska | 339 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | tuusa | 170 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | kaale | 106 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eräkoira | +6.00 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | tuusa | +1.55 | 89 | 42 |
| #3 | kaale | -0.42 | 55 | 51 |
| #4 | Imbuzi | -1.13 | 36 | 62 |
| #5 | Vitun Sukka Paska | -1.60 | 54 | 52 |





