








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2926 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2333 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2597 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1508 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,743,140 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuusa | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | kaale | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Tilted eyes Peter | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Discord moderator | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Vitun Sukka Paska | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilted eyes Peter | 463 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Vitun Sukka Paska | 261 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | tuusa | 218 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | kaale | 169 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Discord moderator | 136 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eräkoira | +5.96 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | TURTTEL! | +3.14 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | tuusa | +1.60 | 90 | 41 |
| #4 | kaale | -0.47 | 55 | 49 |
| #5 | Tilted eyes Peter | -3.06 | 44 | 49 |





