








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2348 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1681 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1416 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1731 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,069,817 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapo0o ☋ <3 | 64% | 66 |
| #2 | Sr. Presidente ᴾᵀ | 50% | 315 |
| #3 | GoldenS | 42% | 52 |
| #4 | GoldenS | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapo0o ☋ <3 | 64% | 66 |
| #2 | Sr. Presidente ᴾᵀ | 50% | 315 |
| #3 | GoldenS | 42% | 52 |
| #4 | GoldenS | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr. Presidente ᴾᵀ | 46 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Sapo0o ☋ <3 | 22 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | GoldenS | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | GoldenS | 6 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr. Presidente ᴾᵀ | 423 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | GoldenS | 252 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | Sapo0o ☋ <3 | 197 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | GoldenS | 160 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr. Presidente ᴾᵀ | +2.85 | 63 | 48 |
| #2 | Sapo0o ☋ <3 | +0.10 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | ☠︎ Rason ☠ | -0.10 | 50 | 53 |
| #4 | GoldenS | -1.92 | 58 | 73 |
| #5 | GoldenS | -2.40 | 58 | 74 |





