








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 833 | 29% |
| Smokes | 580 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 793 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 632 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,168 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mr.Cannamore :> | 67% | 6 |
| #6 | AassPeek-Vermilion | 67% | 15 |
| #7 | dhong :3 | 60% | 5 |
| #8 | Axro | 60% | 5 |
| #9 | dHoNgLA x SCOOTYSCOoOo *DEMO* | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Cannamore :> | 3 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | gEt_dHong'D | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gEt_dHong'D | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mr.Cannamore :> | 29 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | dhong :3 | 25 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | dHoNgLA x SCOOTYSCOoOo *DEMO* | 24 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #5 | AassPeek-Vermilion | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhong :3 | +6.82 | 91 | 72 |
| #2 | gEt_dHong'D | +6.66 | 95 | 70 |
| #3 | Ninjapuddel ツ | +3.84 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | dHoNgLA x SCOOTYSCOoOo *DEMO* | +2.81 | 93 | 68 |
| #5 | Mikael Jakson | +2.38 | 75 | 69 |





