








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 797 | 35% |
| Smokes | 625 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 267 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 566 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,233 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aunni | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Little Kyojin | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | Joker | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | LUXBRUUU | 75% | 8 |
| #5 | Xadu | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ntoKzer | 50% | 4 |
| #11 | 🌟Ziiwio⚡ | 50% | 4 |
| #12 | Fab 'Ace' | 40% | 5 |
| #13 | AdaMmMm-_- | 25% | 4 |
| #14 | Xorcode | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUXBRUUU | 1 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Xadu | 1 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | martin le pécheur | 50 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | Joker | 43 | 0.55 | 1 min |
| #3 | LUXBRUUU | 42 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | Little Kyojin | 28 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fab 'Ace' | 24 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little Kyojin | +8.19 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | ICREW | +8.17 | 94 | 41 |
| #3 | Xadu | +3.28 | 71 | 39 |
| #4 | 🌟Ziiwio⚡ | +3.06 | 92 | 66 |
| #5 | AdaMmMm-_- | +1.47 | 96 | 78 |





